It was another sunny day at the fun and sun park! Betty was busy cooking in the kitchen, and I was bored. I watched every move she made and then made my dash to the kitchen table. With grace and ease I grabbed the smoked ham from the kitchen table and snuck off to the bedroom with my prize! I buried it under her pillow and watched her by the stove. She yelled out a panic holler and I just couldn't contain myself from laughter, she looked bewildered and started frantically pacing about! (She even checked under the table to see if it was there! The walking ham! Lol ) She went in the bathroom and I grabbed the ham, jumped off the bed and placed it in her boot! Well needless to say she never made any ham that night and who knows when she will find it! Hee hee hee! April Fools Day!!!